前台小姐的8级英语(爆笑)
昨天来了个外国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:Hello?
外国人:Hi.
前台小姐:You have what thing?(你有什么事?)
外国人:Can you speak Eng-lish?(你会讲英语吗)前台小姐:If I not speak English, I am speaking what?(如果我不会说,那我现在说的什么)
外国人:Can anybody else speak English? (还有谁能讲英语吗)
前台小姐:You yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.(你自己看看,所有人都在玩呢,都没空,你愿意等就等,不愿意就走你)
外国人:Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?(我的上帝,这儿有谁会说英语吗)
前台小姐:Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.(喊什么喊,安静点,你到底有什么事)
老外:I want to speak to your head.(我想和你的领导谈谈)
前台小姐:Head not zai.You tomorrow come.(头儿不在,明再来吧)
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